...West Virginia, called the Jewell of the Hills,
a quick trip here would cure your history ills;
birthplace of Stonewall Jackson, and Cyrus Vance,
and they ain't too sure 'bout the St. Vitus dance.
The FBI computer center's here, lot's of stuff on file,
fingerprints and records stored by the mile;
it's very pretty, up here in the hills too,
and one thing's for sure, they have lots to do.
Bottom: Out in the country.