......Oklahoma, home of Oklahoma State,
it's not a big city, nothing special, just great.
I saw this ol' tractor at the Farm Museum,
don't look like it was fun to work, more fun to see 'em.
Jeff's acting up, and I don't like being the host,
of an ill mannered, sometime foul mouthed ghost.
I guess there ain't nothin' that I can do,
to get rid of that free loadin' fool.
Oh, well that's just dreaming of something better,
and as for myself, never been much of a go-getter;
so on that note I guess we'll be leavin',
Ponca City's ahead, and lots of day dreamin'.
On, northwest course...