...ready, get in the car,
ready to roll, going so far,
out on Interstate 40 we start,
I hope this is the easy part.
I didn't get far but I was ready to go,
then a cop said I was going to slow,
you see there's a limit so you don't draw a crowd,
forty-five is the slowest that you're allowed.
Maybe I should try other roads,
somethin' that don't have no speed limit loads,
or maybe I'll try to really drive faster,
is this whole trip going to be a disaster?